that should have been This will be used to make us feel good as I was overcome with laughter. There is a rumour that there's a new weapon and it's called a satellite controlled heat-seeking handbag. And when launched causes people to yawn when bragging about driving in the latest and classiest jag. And I've heard that they have replaced all types of weapons which has caused a covert trade in handbag smuggling by people who are bent on making curry made with prawns and who are already struggling in learning the art of juggling. And now the weapon of choice for all nations is the lethal handbag. So now all armed forces are equipped with this new weapon. This has caused the users to start to nag to those who make time lag when day dreaming about meeting up the legendary Don Juan.
It's such delight for Donald to wear his kilt as when he wears it makes him feel totally liberated free from all embarrassment and guilt which makes him feel 100% completely elated. It doesn't matter if it's a cold breezy day, he'll always spurn wearing sassanach long pants as he wants to do everything the Scottish way when he dances a little jig on the way to his aunts. Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low as Donald sings his traditional Scottish Gaelic highland songs when he's dressed in all his finery on the way to the village show celebrating all the Scottish heroes who have righted many wrongs.
I don't know who I am. I don't what I doing here. I don't know if I like to eat ham or drink a pint of beer. I don't know when I was born. I don't know what is the point of life. I don't know if I can play on a French horn. I don't know if I want to live in the Kingdom of Fife. But all I now is that I am beautiful, it's true with a smile on my face that's never out of place. So when I am on the Isle of Mull with my backpack and my suit case. I wonder will I attend a local ceilidh when I'm on the Isle of Mull to see the sights and meet with McKay at his hotel and cafe who cross dresses by wearing fish net tights. He Trouwjurken Met Kant will tell me that I only need to believe in myself and find the path I should lead by eating a lump of cheese. This will help me morph into an Middle Earth Elf who's part of a community who Korte Cocktailjurken lives in houses built in trees.
Wintersnight, Vestboy and Paul. Leicester City, you are always on my mind. Leicester City, you truly belong to me. Leicester City, you have freed me from my daily grind by setting me free to go on a shopping spree. Eenvoudige Trouwjurken Leicester City, you always make me feel at home. Leicester City, you play the best football. Leicester City, you inspired me to buy a garden gnome. Leicester City, you made me feel welcome at the town hall. When I hear the words Leicester City, it makes me feel so witty about living in a place that's so pretty until the end of time. I've even joined the City's appreciation committee with my kitty. when I've come to Leicester to hear the bells chime.
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